Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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