So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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