he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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