My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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