No awkward lesbian experiences without me
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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