I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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