make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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