it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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