would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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