is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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