I'm really into asian looking animals
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I can't put those talents on a resume
The power of my boobs compel you
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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