oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i came on her dog
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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