I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm lost and stupid without you.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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