Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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