We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
