so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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