hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i've created a new STD.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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