He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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