jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I love you.
Bad choice
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