I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
that's an acceptable place to lick
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
