question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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