i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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