me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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