Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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