Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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