Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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