pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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