ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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