found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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