i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
my poor anus
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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