I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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