I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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Life is so much better after having sex.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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