Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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