What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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