check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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