I only kidnapped one of them. chill
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
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I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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