I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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