How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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