She announced her abortion via fbk
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
either way he was missing a nipple.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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