Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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