Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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