fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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