So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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