Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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