It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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