I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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