I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Randomize
