whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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