This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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