She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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