So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I could fuck to npr.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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