try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
ttyl tear gas
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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