oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
