Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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