Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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